TAX SUX

i just came back from spore recently..
and i am not happy this time
because i've been taxed by the custom for having a pack of ciggy
this is ridiculous...

me: a pack of cigarette also need to be taxed?

custom officer: well it depends, if you declare it then maybe we won't tax you

me: but i don't know that one pack also need to be declared, if i knew i wouldn't have brought it in (seriously i don't know abt this, cause back here we can bring in a carton, at least.)

custom officer: yeah you shouldn't, remember next time u have to declare 1st.

me: how much is the tax then?

custom officer: is $ 7.65

me: omg then might as well i buy it from singapore. (fuck man)

custom officer: that is correct *smiling*

me: right!! (giving the whatever look)




i am so pissed off, i mean it's only a pack not like i'm smuggling in a container of cigarettes.

Nice try

Was driving all the way to kepong from subang
paid toll (rm 1.60 X 2)
wasted my fuel (in the midst of expensive fuel)
and as return i get this

"I'm sorry sir, we are currently out of stock of the parts that are needed to service your car, pls try another service centre. What about MOFAZ? "

Never mind then..I try calling MOFAZ and they told me today is fully booked!
Rite, fair enough cause it was last minute and i have no appointment with them..
Bloody hell my car is due and i have a long journey ahead this weekend..sigh
Poor thing....

p/s: Morale of the story, don't go without an appointment.

Sophie Kinsella

well i dont know how the hell i ended up reading her novel..
but seriously it makes me burst into laughter...
my perception towards the opposite gender novel has pretty much changed
she's creative i would say, really a good book to kill your time (especially when boredom strikes)
but bear in mind that your friends (male) will laugh/tease at you reading her novel..
pls do read it if you don't give a damn on what ppl say..
-never say never- i had twice experiences in my life so far
cheers

PS: I don't know how to edit the pic..perhaps someone cud teach me tho = )

I'm speechless...

Time : 2030
Date : 10/08/10
Place : Orange
No of witnesses : 4 + 1 (cashier)

the 3bar

another 3bar

Holy shit

Awesome boyband

well i think they are really awesome and funny indeed..
a very good example of telling the public that even handicapped people can penetrate into music industry

Standard 4 student essay..

this is a karangan written by a standard 4 student..whether it is true or not it doesn't matter..what matter is this karangan is damn fuckin hilarious..enjoy!!

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku.
Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip
tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar.

Tetapi saya tidak mahu. Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan
garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120
kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8
kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang. Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit "Adoi!".

Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri.

Feri itu terbelah dua. Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia. lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di Genting Highlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan.

Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu. Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit "Adoi..!" dan jatuh ke bumi.

Emak saya menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris. Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.

Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati

healthy vs happy

do you want to live your life happily or healthily if you could only choose one ?
lots of ppl tend to think that living healthily means living happily..
well for some reasons i do not agree with this statement..
health is something that needs to be taken care of..in other words you need to put 100% commitment into it..not everyone enjoy themselves on deciding what to eat and what not to eat..

living happily is a different story...
everyone can be happy regardless of their background, physical look, or even disabled one can also be happy
because happiness is abt how you define it in your mind, what is your expectation and how do you interpret it..
it is a very subjective matter..
some ppl with critical illness can still be happy

want an example? try to watch "A walk to remember" and see how mandy moore handle her situation..lol


enuff is enuff...i've had it with my crap..

p/s: random thoughts only and strictly my own opinion for the time being

tiny

tiny is going to be homeless soon..
the only option i have now is try to bring him to my hse..but very likely my family will reject my proposal..
im so dilemma now...what shud i do?
i want him to be within my sight so i can still see him everyday..
i dont want to give away either...
i pity tiny, at 7kg he is such an adorable cat i've ever known
sighz i juz dont know what to do....
any ideas anyone?

tiny

kucing kangkang

terkangkang lagi

terkangkang dan terkangkang lagi

all fruits 64

sempurna

Kau begitu sempurna
Dimataku kau begitu indah
Kau membuat diriku akan slalu memujimu

Disetiap langkahku
Kukan slalu memikirkan dirimu
Tak bisa kubayangkan hidupku tanpa cintamu

Janganlah kau tinggalkan diriku
Takkan mampu menghadapi semua
Hanya bersamamu ku akan bisa

Kau adalah darahku
Kau adalah jantungku
Kau adalah hidupku
Lengkapi diriku
Oh sayangku, kau begitu
Sempurna... Sempurna...

Kau genggam tanganku
Saat diriku lemah dan terjatuh
Kau bisikkan kata dan hapus semua sesalku

Janganlah kau tinggalkan diriku
Takkan mampu menghadapi semua
Hanya bersamamu ku akan bisa

Kau adalah darahku
Kau adalah jantungku
Kau adalah hidupku
Lengkapi diriku
Oh sayangku, kau begitu
Sempurna... Sempurna...

Kau genggam tanganku
Saat diriku lemah dan terjatuh
Kau bisikkan kata dan hapus semua sesalku

My Chigga!!!

once upon a time...my friend went berserk and he bought 4 cans of spray (Anchor brand)
each cost abt 5 bucks i guess..
and guess wat...he has the touch of an artist...

6 in raya morning = )

well...wake up malaysia...
selamat hari raya aidilfritri to all my muslim friends..
i hope u guys will get lots of duit raya..

nway juz a lil bit of flashback..
was at weng jun's hse yesterday and to be frank it's been a while since the last time i went there but nway in the end i manage to find his hse tho..thx to adrian for guiding me..
weng jun was having a sort of bbq party cuz his parents was away (hk i think)...so while we were busy chatting among us and suddenly i felt thirsty and i tried to find my cup but i cudnt find it so i decided to take a new one...

jeng jeng jeng...shit happened!! while i was reaching for a new cup i accidentally spilled a cup of ribena on eddie's gf's jeans..and i can see she quite stress tho she manage to say 'it's ok..no worries'

and this fuckin ian keep bugging me and say ur a MOFO..lol thx laa...i already so stress and ur not helping at all...
nway juz wanna say sorry to eddie and his gf...my bad!!! well u knw..like i said 'shit happens' = )

*yawn*
damn sleepy but i cant sleep...
still typing briskly like a mofo...
hmm wat shud i do today...sleep d whole day?
anyone got any plans pls let me knw...my life is so dull at d moment..
sigh

nitenite
&
salam aidilfitri maaf zahir dan batin

p/s: dont drink and drive balik kampung k? drive safely